Alright, let’s dive into the latest head-scratcher coming out of Washington, where some people seem to have their calendars permanently stuck on “retribution” rather than “results.” You know, it’s funny how some political tunes just never seem to change. No matter who’s in charge, no matter what the American people are actually worried about – like, say, the price of gas or what their grandkids are being taught in school – there’s always a certain crowd determined to replay their greatest hits.

It’s like they’ve got a favorite old movie they insist on watching over and over, even though everyone else in the room has seen it a dozen times and knows how it ends. You’d think, just once, they might try a new script, maybe one that involves, oh, I don’t know, tackling the actual problems facing the country? But alas, some habits, especially bad political ones, die harder than a Hollywood villain.

And speaking of reruns, enter Representative Jasmine Crockett (D-TX), who apparently got the memo that it’s time to dust off the old “Investigate Trump” playbook yet again. She recently sat down with MSNBC and, with a straight face, laid out the Democrats’ grand plan should they miraculously retake the House in 2026. Spoiler alert: it involves more investigations into President Donald Trump and his family. Groundbreaking stuff, truly.

When asked about potential investigations into Trump’s family and crypto dealings if Democrats gain control, Crockett didn’t miss a beat.

From ‘Breitbart’:

“Well, Alex, I’m glad you asked. Listen, so long as we end up taking the House, which I fully anticipate that we will do, and we are going to work hard to obviously help our senate colleagues as well, then as someone who serves on the Oversight Committee and hopes to lead the Oversight Committee, I can guarantee you that we will do what we are supposed to do as constitutionally sworn members of the House, which means that we will conduct oversight.”

Déjà Vu All Over Again? The Left’s Broken Record

Now, if this sounds familiar, it’s because we’ve all been on this merry-go-round before, haven’t we? Years of investigations, millions of taxpayer dollars spent, countless hours of cable news speculation, and what was the grand finale? Not much, from where most common-sense conservatives sit. It seems the lesson that these fishing expeditions yield more political theater than actual wrongdoing just hasn’t sunk in for some.

One might wonder if Rep. Crockett and her colleagues have a touch of amnesia, or if they simply believe that the next investigation, the umpteenth one, will finally be the charm. They seem to forget that Americans have a long memory for these endless pursuits that go nowhere, especially when there are real kitchen-table issues demanding attention. It’s almost as if they’re trying to remind voters why they lost the plot in the first place.

Crockett’s “Scandal” Shopping List: More of the Same?

Crockett continued, outlining her ambitious investigative agenda. “That means that we will investigate,” she declared, before listing potential targets: “whether or not this president himself has violated the Emoluments Clause as it relates to say such things as getting a $400 million plane from the Qataris. We also will make sure that we’re looking into all these business deals that they have going on.” She even threw in a bizarre reference to “leveling Gaza, as they’ve talked about and talked about how it would be great beachfront property,” and something about a “crypto scam.”

And, of course, no Democrat critique of Trump is complete without a little whataboutism. Crockett added, “I mean, think about it this way, Alex. they were going after Hunter because he sat on a board. Think about how much money they are raking, raking in…” Comparing Hunter Biden merely “sitting on a board” (a rather generous understatement of the concerns there) to the Trump family’s global business enterprises is quite the rhetorical leap, but hey, consistency was never their strong suit. “Let me tell you,” she concluded, “there is no shortage of things for us to dig into…” No kidding. When you’re determined to find something, you can always invent a reason to look.

Are They Trying to Lose? The Optics of Obsession

You have to ask: what’s the endgame here for the Democrats? Do they genuinely believe that another round of Trump-centric investigations is what the American people are clamoring for in 2026? Or is this just an open admission that their primary platform is rooted in past grievances rather than future solutions? This kind of obsessive focus on retribution makes them look less like serious legislators and more like a jilted ex who just can’t move on.

Frankly, it’s a strategy that seems designed to alienate anyone not already firmly in their camp. For Americans over 50 who’ve seen these political games play out time and time again, it’s just another example of Washington being hopelessly out of touch. Instead of focusing on securing the border, fixing the economy, or upholding traditional values, the plan is… more investigations. It’s almost as if they want to hand conservatives talking points on a silver platter, showcasing how Democrats would rather relitigate the past than build a better future.

It truly boggles the mind. While President Trump and conservatives are focused on America First policies and addressing the concerns of hardworking families, it appears the opposition is busy drawing up fantasy investigation brackets. One has to wonder if they realize how utterly self-defeating this all looks to the average American just trying to live their life.

Key Takeaways:

• Representative Jasmine Crockett confirms Democrats plan more Trump family investigations if they win the House.
• This strategy repeats past costly, fruitless inquiries, signaling a continued political vendetta over genuine oversight.
• Democrats’ fixation on Trump, instead of national priorities, makes them appear out of touch and strategically self-damaging.

Sources: Breitbart